Least he had chicken? Sometimes, just for fun, my little Mage likes to go fisticuffs style… mostly just miss, but sometimes he’ll land a right cross to the chin for a whopping 1 damage (critical of course).
Now then… With the recent changes announced to the Paladin class, I knew I had to make this comic asap (you know, before everybody forgets about the good times).
So, as a Paladin with buff QQs as my anger management trigger, I have definitely passed out Might to every caster in a raid when bombarded with a million whispers for Wisdom or Kings. Seriously, after a wipe or when getting set up, wait for everyone to get in before begging for buffs. Because 10 seconds later, someone else will waltz into the instance and be like “Hey gang, how bout some buffs?” XD
Heaven forbid you put the wrong buff, Wisdom or Might (or even Kings) on the wrong person! That’s grounds for all out war! But them crafty minions working at Blizzard decided to combine them, specifically, to curb my buff rage issues. Heh. >)
For the record, this is a reference to Legend of the Seeker. I got totally addicted to that show after practicing my insomnia skills on Sundays… it was like, Xena but with more slow motion. If you are new to the show, or will be soon, the first season was all about the slow-mo jump attacks! I’d love to recommend making a drinking game of it, but I don’t want to be responsible for any alcohol poisoning incidents.
When people irritate me I do the exact same thing o.O
Heh… well, sometimes I just do it “for the lolz”… like with my Mage, I’ve been known to pass out level 1 water stacks in AV. 90% of the time nobody would catch it (at first). Then again, I never got heals in AV either… XD
That I think is the funniest one yet. I was waiting to see ‘LEEEEEROOOOOOOOYY” at any moment.
OMG…how did our gem of a comic slip under my radar for so long?
Also, I think I love you for this. I am the definitive Mage melee dps (11K+ Haste), Mage tank (Mirror Images. What else do you need?) and Mage healer (Glyph of Evocation. Wait you have to heal other people besides yourself?)
*your comic
not ‘our comic’…lol didn’t mean to take credit for your hard work…however I think I just found a way to get ahead in life…
LOL! >D
yeah… it took me like 10min to see what you were referencing… sunday morning=zombie
hehe, ty!
Bandages is healing too?
XD
Not gonna lie, I do that all the time on my pally when people who are short on manners come in and immediately go “GIVE ME KINGS”…when I’m ret I always remind people they should be grateful…my might is better than the might they would get from a “mere” prot or holy pally…I’m just trying to be nice :)
I actually love it when they beg for Wisdom and there’s a shaman in the mix… I try to explain that the mana totem will eat the buff… but nobody listens! So I buff them once and they cry 3 seconds later when it disappears. I wonder what’s going to happen when the new and improved Might comes out! Will it remove it from the physical dps as well just cause it had the mana regen on it and someone dropped a totem?