Having noticed that quite a bit of my comics show cigarettes, I thought it was time we sat down and had ourselves a little chat. Sure, smoking might not seem like much at first… You take a 5min break after you down a boss. No big deal right? That’s like 1 in an hour or so? But then it happens… It’s a smoke break after you clear some trash mobs, right before you fight the boss… Then a smoke break after a wipe. “Lets take a break, watch the training video, read up on the fight, etc… Just take 5min.” you say. That’s when it hits you! You’ve been “forgetting” to taunt, equipping your RP gear, healing yourself instead of the raid… just so you can wipe and get another fix! You try to apologize but nobody can hear you in Vent cause you’ve got 10 cigs shoved in your mouth all at once!*
*above scenario may be slightly over-dramatized…
In all seriousness… I’m not going to say what you should or should not do if you’re a grown up, that’s up to you. But it’s not the healthiest thing around. And kids, just wait till you’re old enough to make informed decisions; it may seem cool at the time cause everyone on tv does it, but wait till you’re 30 and get winded walking to the bathroom. So let this be your intervention! Go grab yourself a carrot or something and kick the habit! >)
This comic, suggested by Sairen, has been dedicated to my good guildies, Sinnister and Coffeecreamr. /scowldisapprovingly
Smoking kills! But now it also raises you back!
P.S. You might not have ALL of your organs intact/in the same place they should be… If something is missing, try looking for it at your local black market or just cry in pain and shame. If none of those help and all else fails the cigarettes are still able to be purchased in any town or vending machine. Jeeves not included.
Eh, you don’t need all those pesky organs anyways right? Get lung cancer, have them taken out and replaced with 1 healthy one, why that’s like losing 10lbs right there!!!
Heh, yeah, Jeeves is part of the Clean Air Coalition!
The five minutes while the rest of the raid waits for the ones who wanted their break…you’ve got a point here :)
and it seems like the breaks just get more and more frequent… coincidence?
hahaha, yay undead smokers!
>D
I used to smoke. I started when I was in the military as E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E did and it was the social environment, the peer pressure, the need to “fit in”, etc. And as is commonplace, I got hooked.
I quit on and off for years, always something bringing it back. Stress, sitting in a bar with friends and someone lights up…
I finally kicked it. Cold turkey - none of this “lay off more and more”, no patches, no pills, no hypno-therapy.
I still have cravings. Fortunately now, they’re too blasted expensive! That, and the cravings will subside. Give it an hour, they’ll be gone. What to do in the mean time?
Stuff a cookie in my mouth. :-)
Hey, that’s good! Grats on kicking the habit! XD
But it’s probably for the best you didn’t do hypno-therapy… I mean… you wouldn’t want to cluck like a chicken every time you thought about lighting up…
Hey, being Undead isn’ so bad. I think your PSA failed because I now wanna smoke.
Who said I was against them?!
<.<* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE PLAN IS WORKING!!!!
/collects kickback from malboro
Undead super powers here I come!! *cough* If only Will of the Forsaken wasn’t nerfed! *cough* *cough*
HA! I love the skanky-looking lady-cow. XD
>D Thanks Cady!
OMG!
NO SMOKE!!!!