COMBOBREAKER!!!
Yes, that’s right! This totally just happened! It had to be done… I’m sure everyone knows about trade chat and the horrors that go on there. Horde, Alliance, Barrens, General Forums… it’s all the same; somehow seemingly rational folk get antagonized into lengthy discussions about absolutely nothing of substance, all the while a lvl1 alt is sitting in the sidelines laughing at everybody. It really is amazing… I’ve seen the “rogues can’t train axes” thing go on for half an hour! And Gear Score seems to be the new one on the block. People really get animated about that discussion, especially when you have pug runs that post something like “LFM ICC25 GS>5000! NO SCRUBS!” or “Link Acheiv” This is usually followed about with a lengthy debate over GS and skill… of course… always degrading into some form of Chuck Norris joke like “Chuck Norris’s GS is over 9000!” XD
Remember guys… don’t feed the trolls! >)
I think that dwarf just wet his pants…
Heh, well… wouldn’t you if your devilsour pet just talked?
Did you know that heals can’t crit?
HAHA! Yeah, I’ve started seeing that one now too. Hmm, seems like someone should make a “WoW’s Greatest Trolls” book… Like one of those joke books we used to read as kids.
That was a big one a few weeks ago on my server. After about two hours of hearing “Healz can’t crit! I’m a 1337 healr and I’ve NEVER seen a heal crit!!!” or “I’m a tank and I’ve never been crit healed before.” in the Trade chat, I switched onto my Druid, braved the Sea of Trolls, and typed “/2 [Living Seed]. Your argument is invalid.” and went back to my Warlock. I’ve never seen the topic come up again. ^.^
For you non-Druids, the first line of the [Living Seed] talent says: “When you critically heal your target with Swiftmend,…”
Ha! I love that one too! Really though… every healing spec has a “on crit” effect or “increase crit chance by x%” or something to that extent… but those trolls probably know this and just want to get people riled up.
Want to have fun… spam trade with “why can only paladins and death knights main tank raids?” or the other one I’ve seen “how much hit doe healers need?” XD
Heals don’t crit was widely popular on Steamwheedle towards the end of BC.. I hated every minute of it, haha.
I fed a troll once….I miss that arm…
Don’t worry, it’ll grow back… right?
I don’t think so… Zul’jin lost his arm, and got killed without it…
You’re wrong..
According to one of our trade trolls “Chuck Norris doesn’t use gearscore.. He is a 25man raid group unto himself. “
HAHA!! I’ll have to remember that one!! XD
One of the best trolling lines on our server atm: “Is Metroid’s gun attached to his arm or his suit?”
“OMG METROID’S A GIRL”
“OMG HER NAME’S SAMUS”
Yeah, I’ve been dumped from a heroic Hellfire run before even starting because I still had some green gear and apparently they decided my +heal wasn’t high enough. A friend that was still in the party stuck with it and sent me tells every time they wiped (right off the bat, even). Their epic-geared healer was barely lifting a finger and pretty much not healing. I just love karma. And my ignore list. ^___^
XD hahaha, gotta love karma… except when it’s against me… then not so much… >)