Göblin craftsmanship has returned once again! Take advantage of this summer’s special discount savings for all vehicles! Walk away today with your Göblin Motorrad GTX5000 mechanical stead and cruise the Azashara’s Route 66 in style! 0 DOWN! 0% APR* (for the first 6 months)! And our lowest failure chance of any Göblin road vehicle to date! Consumer Reports rates it “almost surely a death trap”! An improvement over last year’s model which was “a coffin with wheels”.
Please note, purchasing any Göblin mount constitutes a binding contract that forfeits any liability to the Göblin Corporation or any of its subsidiaries. Vehicles may cause extreme disintegration and equipment repairs are not covered under the warranty. Operate at your own risk.
ALSO! Just a reminder that the first page of Chapter 1 of my new comic airs NEXT MONDAY on http://WhatsShakinComic.com!!!!!!!
ooo, I can picture myself riding on of those!… the again… I think I can live a couple more yeards before I become steak dinner >.<
the radiation gives it that extra bit of flavor!
Now THIS…This….this is just……..wrong.
And what does it say about me that I want one? :-)
hey, goblin engineering is meant to be uber cool… not safe… you want safe, get yourself some kind of kodo suv.
It says you can’t pass up the deal of a lifetime! This is super special employee discounting right here! It’ll be like… a month or so before something better comes out! can you really afford to wait that long? lol! XD
GET TO DAH CHOPP- *BOOM* @_@ ET’S NOT AH TOOMAH.
“AAAHHRRAAHHARRGGGRAAAHH”
you know… come to think of it… he pretty much speaks with a heavy murloc accent!
It’s nice yes, but it doesn’t have a sidecar for passengers. And is that a lack of a cupholder I see? I’m disappointed.
it did have a side car… just couldn’t fit it into the shot. XD
there is a lack of cup holders though! AND where’s the bobblehead/hula girl? and unfortunately it only gets like 20mpg highway. you’d think the nuclear fusion core would improve gas mileage…
btw, know what I miss? indestructible suspension system! remember when you could take a Dukes of Hazard leap off of Dalaran and land without any damage?
STOP RENDERING ME SPEECHLESS WITH HILARITY WITH THESE COMICS!
hehe, thanks!
btw… after watching some Dirty Jobs episodes where he goes to the chicken/cow rendering facilities… I’ll never think of that word the same… XD
I know some Engies that have more FR grinding stones for Rough Blasting Powder.. Hail Volv!
uhg, leveling engineering was as bad jewelcrafting! you have no idea how many blasting powders I’ve had to make over the years…