I always wondered… What do raid bosses do when you’re not there? Yes, I’m sure they’re hangin out with that one tree and the sound of one hand clapping makes… But really, we enter their lairs every day and trash the joint, always with such haste. So when you stop for a minute to take a look around, where’s the kitchen? Where’s the TV or board games? Heck, there’s not even a bed, let alone a chair for anyone! I mean, they couldn’t just be standing there, 24 hours a day… right?
So the question of the week: What do you think raid bosses do when you’re not there?
They must all get together (the bosses in that certain instance or raid) and do things that would embarress the bloody crap out of them. Could you imagine Arthas playing with dolls or Kael writing a love story? There has to be a reason to those books and dolls that you find!
hmm, very true! then there’s all the long forgotten bosses, like in AQ or MC… I bet they play scrabble… or possibly all play WoW… paradox maybe?
I can imagine Kael playing with dolls and Arthas writing a love story
I think the long forgotten ones are in a giant group that reads books by Arthas or/and Kael! XD
In the lockout period they use Instance-wide LFG system to have tea in Karazhan’s ballroom - plenty of seats there!
And the scourge does what it’s really good in! Stink..
this is true! it’s like the only place with decent seating! And where the heck does all that food come from? I mean, the only kitchen I remember is in SFK where you fight that butcher guy to get his apron.
that does bring up another point… mobs! like really, Joe the undead construct wonders around Eastern Plaguelands, surrounded by his coworkers… they all seem to be just standing around when we get there, probably talking about the latest episode of The Office. But do they go home to their wives and kids, and the second shift comes in? Couldn’t be fun just pacing around all day and night for all eternity…
I’m pretty sure there is an appropriately sized kitchen in Kara, too. Just go out the other door from Moroes’ room.
hmm… I think this calls for an old fashioned oldschool dungeon solo match! for science of course.
I know what they do… they sit on the ground like everybody else in azeroth… at least like the players, and they don’t actually EAT, they slowly regen mana and health back, 0.0% at the time (Like I used to do when I was a noob (wait a sec… I still am!))
lol. I think the ICC bosses should go on strike with their union! See, the Lich King gets a chair, and the rest have to just sit on the ground?! Don’t even get a fish feast? And what about medical benefits? “Oh, they can just respawn” the LK would say! Well, doesn’t Rotface get some kind of workmans comp for the time it takes to respawn? He’s got a family to feed too! Little rotfaces running about that need to eat! Think of the children!!!
XD
oh man… I remember back when I first started I didn’t understand what cooking or first aid was… so I did that… just sat there… all up until about lvl 50ish when I finally figured stuff out. lol! man, I was a noob of the worst kind! heck, I didn’t even know about dungeons and raids until my late 50s! XP
I think Rotface’s family is Professor Lootri-, I mean PUTRIcide and Festerloo- FesterGUT.
Heh! Does that make the Loot King the papa? XD
I would imagine that they sneak out for a little R&R with other bosses - you know, something like this:
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/community/comics/images/ss108.jpg
LOL, YES! exactly that! XD
or sitting around an xbox360 jammin out some halo
I think they spend their time reading Web Comics, drinking Mt. Dew and plotting together on how to open a portal to Blizzcon. They feel slighted because without them there would be no Con.
wow… by your description I’m a raid boss!!! sweet!!! XD
btw… my enrage starts as soon as I finish my mt.dew… >D