Looking at some of the past number of mass and major extinctions, seems he’s got a pretty bad track record.
4 more days, guys! Then kablooy! Or so they say… Like my earlier comics stated, the Mayan calendar runs out on December 21st, 2012, so naturally the world must be ending. This is “end of the world week”, so we’ll get into the whole Mayan thing again on Thursday.
But for now, let’s hear your favorite end of the world cause for 2012!
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trolol
fuck, finnaly found out why there werent any answers to anything i said……fucking binary :P
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I would love a good zombie apocalypse.
been training huh?
I picked Aliens…..Damn I think I played so much X-Com lately…..But on the bright-side, if we survive, we can have Space Ships !
this is true. if by some slim chance we actually make it through, we’d probably go on a rampage and enslave all of space. good times.
Many of the more likely possibilities would have made themselves known by now (meteors, etc). That leaves only the dooms that can spring upon us more or less without warning. Zombies? Silly. Aliens? Maybe, but if I were an alien I’d be annoyed that I’d be expected to obey some ancient human’s timetable. That leaves War, some Sun problem, Earthquakes, or something yet to be thought of.
But I expect to wake up with no changes on Saturday.
well, some stuff like comets and some meteors can be hard to find if they’re coming from behind the sun, but we should have at least a few weeks of time to prepare. there’s also beams of gamma waves from newborn pulsars (think that was right) that we wouldn’t see until, well, it fried us. but that is very unlikely… though it’s happened before on earth.
zombies are likely, though not so much movie style, there are too many kinds of diseases that can cause similar effects.
aliens maybe, but they should know we’re crazy as hell so I doubt any would stop by.
know what the real end will be? on the 20th Steam has a winter sale… it will be the end of my spare change!
Actually, they found extensions to the Mayan calendar *Likely, still debating*. Also, mayan calendar ended 7 months ago, since they didnt count daylight savings time. Lastly, would think that if they can predict the world ending, what stopped them from seeing the spanish ships in the distance wiping them all out
ha, yeah! oops! so much for those end of the world folks. still, if the Mayans were still around, the 21st would have marked the date for a MASSIVE party event!!! we should be celebrating the once in a, well, lifespan of an entire species length event.
One of the guys at CERN looks at the rest and goes “Hey ya’ll hold my beer and watch this!”
oh man, let’s see what’d happen if we fired a golf ball through it…
1) Asteroid/meteoroid… crap we just need to get few space based particle accelerators and we could deal with just about anything.
2) We can´t see anything disregarding our physics in billions of LY radius… so no charm
3) It would be the brightest object on the sky, impossible to miss… (if it was the black hole this solar system would have come appart millenia ago)
4) Well… we have weapons
5) Well… we have weapons.
6) Well… someone will win, also… we have weapons.
7) I do not believe.
8) Other thigs- pulzars - they are unlikely to kill us all, plus Earth is currently in zone quite devoid of celestial objects in reasonable distance. (no O class stars around, no pulsars, no black hole, hell even closest normal star is 4 LY away… uncharacteristicaly large distance)
CERN goes for periodic shutdown every winter to upgrade and fix equipment, it lasts months.
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2012/12/17/0438-relationship-talk/ this is THE way to solve problems.
1 - only if we have a rag tag team of senior actors and some ballin music to go with it!
2 - yeah, the effects of the blackhole and our own alignment is like the effects of a paper fan to a hurricane… not going to influence it at all.
3 - maybe… if it was a brown dwarf star or some kind of dust covered ice ball we might not see it until it gets into the inner system.
4 - not so much against aliens… they’d probably just wipe us out easily… but maybe if they get close enough for us to sneeze on…
5 - bah, I’ve been preparing for zombies for years… in uh… training simulations… yeah, that’s it…
6 - lol, this one is unfortunately a possibility.
8 - well, we don’t need to be “near” a pulsar to be hit by a gamma blast… that stuff is potent. and according to science folks, it seems we’ve been hit directly by one before… granted, chances of that happening are almost 0 and it happening again are ridiculously smaller than that… still… Earth has really bad luck with big extinction events.
Funny, my friends have a plan incase the world ends in a zombie apocalypse; steal a school minibus and a few shotguns then just drive around shooting everything.
Not that I believe the world will end…
You know shotguns really are not that efficient in this use.
Zombie is mostly dead body which rans out of limited energy it can get. Granted it does not move that fast and does actualy think on very rudamentary level so it does not need that much energy… but eventualy body will decay beyond any power to animate it. (unless it is magic you know… but if that comes forget shotguns and use fireballls, or better yet- abolish magic, distrup spell, nullify magic, and simply shut them down).
They will eventualy ran out of food and simply decay. Wait it out… and for crying out loud get yourself something with longer distance stopping power… something that can take out legs and heads on more than 20 metres.
the small pellets released from shotgun slug have little power given reasonable range.
Plus you know… rather use the bus to get out of there, and simply hope nuclear strikes will be coming fast to purge the area.
Look, I’m not even going to take part in the whole thing, so telling me all that isn’t really of much use. Besides, I don’t think it was actually shotguns, it was some kind of gun anyway.
forget that! I’m signing up to join the zombies right off the bat! go with the winning team I say. and you know, you could prepare with some ironic tshirts! like “i heart brains” or something like that. >)