Comeon, you have to admit… Kim Jong Un, supreme dictator of North Korea, is the cutest baby faced little ruler ever! Just want to pinch his cheeks! A shame we’ll probably have to nuke him first…
So once again, NK is going insane and provoking the world with nuclear weapons. Granted, their rocket technology is deplorable. Hell, I had more success with a homemade model rocket than 2 decades of their ICBM trials. Still, they’re bound to get lucky one of these days. Lucky in the sense that it’ll land them at the rotten end of the ugly stick when every nation in the world just gets fed up with their shenanigans.
Heck, even China, long time neutral backer of NK has started getting irritated…. probably cause all of this bombing nonsense will end up involving them as well. My hopes are that when all this goes down, South Korea as well as the US (we’re in a pact now) and our allies AND countries like China will group up for a raid. It really is about time we bury the hatchet with big red and do some joint missions. Our freakin’ economies are tied up enough, might as well as act like buddies.
Anywho, pictured above are Park Geun-hye of South Korea and Shinzō Abe of Japan. Both of which will be involved with this conflict.
In other news, NK decided to make a propaganda video about them nuking the US… That’s fine and all, but they used both a Disney soundtrack and video clips from Call of Duty games! I say, the next CoD game should be us fighting North Korea!!! XD Comeon, they keep having us go against poor Russia, why not fight a country that really deserves it?
Don´t worry… building an realiable ICMB is infinitely more difficult than building a nuke….
(hell, half-ape can build a nuke if you supply it with plutonoium or uranium… South Africa for example… 7 tactical nukes out of natural plutonium, traded for UN guarantee of it´s borders.)
Getting a heavy machine, (whike nuke inevitably is) and making it´s mechanics sufficiently reliable was issue for decade and half for USSR and US…
North Korea having technology to make and utilize neutron mirrors to make bomb sufficiently small is beyond sci-fi probablity.
I take offense to this obvious jab at my intelligence due to my parentage. The supposedly impossible mix of DNA required to spawn me in no way impairs my ability to construct missiles, intercontinental or otherwise.
lol, switching to Geico is so easy, even a half-ape can do it! XD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strepsirrhini actualy this is what is loosely called a “Half-ape”… and yes, if you tweak circumstances a bit (givint it sufficiently pure material) by statistical chance it can assemble a nuke.
Come on, teenagers manage it as high school projects to build a replica of nuke. They only lack plutonium and directional explosives to make ti work.
First of all: Cheers to ya Coffin - been a reader for a while now (one of my guilty pleasures at work). Your humor and views really hits the spot for me
Secondly: I couldn’t agree more with you. From my (european) point of view, NK is behaving like an attention-seeking spoiled little child, who is not getting the attention he wants and is screaming “Mommy, Daddy - look at me! NOOOOW!!” No wonder I don’t have kids!
hehe, ty!
yeah, they do this EVERY time the US and SK do military training exercises… so like every year then. so nobody’s really paying much attention to them. but eventually everyone’s going to get kinda sick of it… then boom!
Its probably a political move to get more power and solidify his place as dictator in NK more then anything else. If he can be seen as protecting his people from threats (whether real or imagined) he would be able to show himself capable (by the standarts set by a lying dictator). This also gives them some minor thing to deal with in negotiations. they can now barter nukes for other things from countries. None-the-less, openly threatening USA, and by association all its allies, if fairly fucking retarded if this isnt a political ploy and an actual threat, which it really probably isnt.
You do realize that bartering for that nukes is plainly ridiculous in current situation for US…
you may have notices how Iran is sudennly playing a silent and is waiting how much will be demonstrated in Korea… it is plainly obvious. Barter for that nukes and we are finished… what can Iran barter nukes for? It does not need food, it does not need fuels…
In the words of captain Jean Luc Picard “The line must be drawn here! This far!!! And no further!!!”
And please not that I am from country that was sarcrificed TWICE in 1938 to hold the piece. First when land from the borders was given away… only thing it did was to feed the ambitions of Hitler, than noone lifted a finger when he came after the rest of our (though virtualy indefensible since our fortification was in areas that were given away by France and Great Britain) land. It DOES NOT work.
Never did, and never will… (Granted Allied armies suffered the general mental imparment from WWI… they were perfectly trained to fight first world war… not the second one… what they should have done was… attack, and not wait to be crushed…)
yup, that’s what the radio said! that when the US and SK are done with their training and go their separate ways, NK will count it as a win because we stood down. It’s all pretty stupid.
it’ll be interesting to see what part China will play in all this… being that they were never on anyone’s side with NK and a bit tremulous with the US, but now they are kind of pissed at NK and if they start up some war, it’ll really hurt China’s economy. so yeah… they’re not happy.