Coffin Comics

Yes well… who doesn’t like brains?

Hope everyone had a Merry Holiday Festivals! So this is what I think of when I see maple syrup…  Maybe my brain is broken.  Still, it’s delicious though.  

Eeyup!  It’s finally here!  The end!  Tomorrow! It was nice knowing everyone, but since the Mayans are the official authority on temporal continuity, we obviously are going to perish on [More]

Looking at some of the past number of mass and major extinctions, seems he’s got a pretty bad track record. 4 more days, guys!  Then kablooy!  Or so they say…  [More]

The Results Are In! While Varok and Vol’jin had a good clean running, and ultimately Varok Saurfang took the popular vote by a hair, the final decision was overturned by [More]

So that’s why cows always stare at you so creepily!  >)

Guess the land of Azeroth might be a bit confusing for old man Snake… Sorry for the delay folks, kinda been crashing and burning this week.  >

Duddum Chh!  >D  

I can’t help but feel a bit awkward about this…  It’s something that’s been drilled into us from the tv, that you have to cut up those little soda rings [More]

Hope y’all had a Happy Thanksgiving!  >)

Woah, careful with that joke!  It’s an antique! Maybe, but that’s my take on it.  I’m pretty sure I’ve covered the Schrodinger thought experiment with an earlier comic, but the [More]

Well, if we’re going to go down, at least we can take a few fat cats with us! You might have heard from all the buzz lately about this whole [More]

If you haven’t heard it by now, Disney bought the rights to Lucas Films, meaning they now own the Star Wars series!  Now, at first I was a bit freaked [More]

Well… as of writing this, my vote didn’t count.  Last night they called the election and good ol Florida still decided to count hanging chads or whatever it was they [More]

Well, it’s that time once again where the most important election in the world takes place!  Who will be the next Warchief of the Horde? Many great choices here, even [More]

Acme Co., “We do what we must, because we can!”

Happy Halloween!   Well… in a few days anyways. Funny thing about costumes… Sometimes it’s all about perspective. Oh, and the good folks at the ADA (you know, brush you teeths [More]

Been a while but here’s a quite spiffing Dodger Comical for your viewing enjoyments!  Chip chip! So yeah, watching my buddy play this game has given me an all new [More]

Have you ever had this happen?  (Probably more relatable for the guys, but I guess the ladies might run into the same issue too.)  You walk into a bathroom, not [More]

Awe, can’t these two just get along?  >) Got another one in the works too, a steamboat version!  Maybe not done for a while though… ALSO!  I has a new [More]

Mint Snuff Hmm, maybe a bit more edgy of my comics… Anyways, this is a response a commercial I saw running on the Cartoon Network (or one of those channels).  [More]

For those of you unfamiliar with “dubstep”, it’s a saucy new latin dance step!  NO!  That’s what the name would lead you to believe.  However, it’s basically a genre of [More]

Maybe he should have chosen to just print black and white. So this is based on an article I recently read about a 3D printing company that got into hot [More]

I guess this is one of those things that’s always bugged me about the Mario series… ya know, running along a brick wall…  Just seems easier to go around and [More]

What’s all this then?  No update on Wednesday?  Update on Thursday?  Madness! Well folks, after much searching it seems your ol pal Coffin here finally got a job!  Wewt!  So [More]

Hmm, hope this comes across correctly… Anyways, this is about me and accents.  I’m not exactly sure what it is, but something about an accent seems to really drive a [More]

One of the things I never understood with rpg type games is that every piece of equipment is “one size fits all”.  And this is especially troubling when things are [More]

Hey, sorry this is just a flat, but I got some stuff coming up so I’m going to need to mass produce these a bit.  Promise I’ll try to go [More]

So, time for some soapboxing! Well, I’ve rewritten this thing like half a dozen times now, so here’s attempt #7!  In light of recent events, the freedom of speech has [More]

Random Friday Pinup! Been a while huh?  Anyways, this is River Song from the Dr. Who series, which I was going to do this later on this year because they [More]

Gotham City Impostors Review: GCI seems to have had a bit of a strange ride so far.  It started off as a regular retail game which went F2P not too [More]

Bit of a play on the Minecraft meme of sorts where the Creeper says to Steve, “that’s a nice everything you got there… be a ssshame if something happened…” or [More]

Ha!  I actually coined this term a few days ago at the pool.  Granted, the Irish in me prevents any tan from developing, I still like to say I’m not [More]

Pickup line super effective!  Aggro has increased!  XD Say what you will about the pandaland expansion, but one class feature I’m a real fan of is the “brewmaster” or drunk [More]

Release the clones! For those of you who do not know, Steam has just released it’s new community initiative called “Greenlight“, which users are allowed to vote for new indie [More]

Yeah, it had to be done…  Sorry, a little slow on the verbiage here, was going to do a nice long review of Orcs Must Die, but I might have [More]

So it looks like there’s yet another DLC for the Skyrim game coming out!  And if you’re a PC gamer like myself, it also means another few months of waiting [More]

I always wondered this… we send off all of our creepy looking destructobots to these other worlds and if there happens to be life there, just imagine what they’d see!  [More]

A little play on words here!  >)  I was trying my hardest to uncanny valley the heck out of these drawings. Ok, a little quick review; Uncanny Valley is the [More]

It’s funny cause just the other day I was talking to my friend about this very thing!  We were discussing why there are still A and B drives, not just [More]

This is one of the things that bugs me with modern MMOFPS games.  You know, the “you start off at lvl 1 with a BB gun and have to work [More]

Yup… so the duo movie series is getting a little addition!  From the reports I’ve been seeing, they kind of padded the series with some extra footage to extend it [More]

There’s nothing worse when rummaging through the old fridge for a drink and accidentally grab the wrong thing!  Like going for some OJ and taking a swig of V8!  Bleh! [More]

Lot of randomness as of late huh?  Anyways, this is based on the Slender Man modern urban legend.  Which in and of itself is a pretty amazing story!  I recommend [More]

Wow!  Talk about one from the vault!  This goes a good 14 or so years back!  Anyways, I remember looking at some of those Capcom games, like Street Fighter and [More]

It truly amazes me… the story of Diabo 3 is so compact you can write it all on a notecard, yet there’s this one thing that’s bugged me ever since [More]

It seems those pesky terrorists have joined us in the modern times by utilizing the internets to conduct their plans to piss off various hornet nests around the world.  See, [More]

So for whatever reason, this actually bugged me the other day while on a forum… someone had written “ocd” and I thought to myself “hey, someone needs to trim that [More]

Well folks, looks like it finally happened… SWTOR is going Free To Play (F2P)! (this fall) I can’t say that I’m exactly excited about this move.  Albeit inevitable, I have [More]

This one goes out to 4-chan! Based on a CERTAIN MEME with a less than p.c. name, that pokes fun at new folks to the 4-chan forums who are unable [More]

The title of this is taken from one of the newer Dr. Whose episodes where one of the disposable sidekicks asked the good doctor why everyone in space seemed to [More]

Wonder how this would work with a tattoo… hmmm! Oh, this was an idea by one of my friends!  >D

Yup… GTA just got steamboated!  Thinking about a Saints Row 3 version as well… hmm… So, what game would you guys like to see steamboated next? ALSO: Got a spot [More]

In other news, seems that our friends down under just got a nice new “M” (R18+) rating for games!  Good for the fight against the government constantly trying to outlaw [More]

Ok guys, I’m all for being healthy (preached not practiced) and trying to keep yourself in whatever shape you choose, but there are a few things to watch out for.  [More]

Cause, you know, you just can’t keep giving the same excuse every time you have to go change into uniform. So let’s hear it!  What’s your best “exit excuse” to [More]

No it sure isn’t!  I always wondered what it would be like from the other guys’ point of view.  Poor NPCs…  But I guess that’s one thing I never really [More]

Yeah so, I’d totally be hitting up the dark lord for a little extra juice for my ipods!  I guess that’d be one advantage of being dark side, ya know, [More]

Happy day one and all!  On July the 4th, 2012, the good folks at CERN officially announced that they found the long sought after Higgs particle!  This is, of course, [More]

I uh… um… yeah.  Maybe this is what the aliens will do with our bones, you know, after the impending invasion.  >) For those that might not get this… In [More]

Fail Ad This is a bit of a response to the recent ad campaign going on Europe that’s set on trying to get more women into the science, math, and [More]

Right, so earlier this year, around January, the issue of unmanned drones being used in areas of the middle east came up in the news.  The central theme of the [More]

I always wondered this about Spiderman… what happens to all those webs he leaves around?  Either they have to decay over time or someone has to clean them up.  Seems [More]

Another one… just for the lawlz!  >)

Kind of based off of something I ran across on the Know Your Meme site.  Apparently there was a transparency report released by Google a few days back with some [More]

I guess this is one of those inconsistencies that drives me crazy when playing games of this type.  Heck, even in non-mmo type games we see this type of thing [More]

Here’s another poster to be… Steamboat Mario!  Thinking of making this a series in this style, hope y’all like!

Star Wars 1313!! Looks like a fun game, even though it takes place during the medieval period…  Ok ok, not exactly medieval, but apparently the name is for the inner [More]

Or at least, I think that’s how it works… So… caught the new episode of True Blood… I think I’m totally lost.  I really hate having these 8 or so [More]

A long long time from now, a galaxy far far away will collide with the Milky Way.  These galaxies will not only merge stars and planets, but the species that [More]

Err uh… I kinda forgot what day it was!  lol! Anyways, here’s just a little funny… nothing too deep here.  >) (ps… something awesome this way comes!  stay tuned!)  

Sigh… a once in a lifetime event foiled by clouds!  Ah well, I “attempted” to take some photos through some breaks, but didn’t see anything.  I guess just knowing it [More]

Uhg… Khem… How I hate thee… Sure, he’s a big lunk and yeah, he’s got a little sass, but for the most part, he’s the worst companion in the sorcerer’s [More]

Diablo 3 Review: So I just finished D3 (normal) and I have to say that I’ve got mixed feelings about this game.  Let’s break this up a bit and talk [More]

Sorry pal, but if Azathoth tries to eat our planet again, you’re good to go, but as it stands now, unless the lawyers make a blunder, you’re out of the [More]

Not quite there yet…  soon… soon…  >(

I should’ve been worried that it was a 1 way ticket…

I’ve had plenty of computers over the years and they seem to have massively dramatic exits from life.  Usually taking with them all my files.  Bleh… Anyways, I think I [More]

You know, I wonder what the statistic is on sick days called in due to video game releases…  Something tells me it’s high based on some of the posts on [More]

And hey, maybe your new friends there will help ya!  Haha, fat chance! Anyways, if any of you were worried in the slightest that our universe gets cancelled on December [More]

Those of you familiar with Futurama will probably know where this is from.  Anyways, a bit more specific than my usual stuff, but I think I get my point across. [More]

As a Floridian, this is one of those things that’s been bugging me about our state and its politics.  See, for whatever reason the powers that be have decided that [More]

Can someone please fill me in here?  In the last decade, it seems that the civil liberties of the people of this country have been in constant bombardment from the [More]

One of the things I tend to notice in my travels through games is the level of immersion offered by said games.  They can achieve high levels by doing many [More]

Might be a little slow on the draw with this one… but not too long ago (when I wrote down the idea), the Canadian Dollar had actually surpassed the US [More]

Happy May The 4th Be With You!!!! One of things that is absolutely paramount to the continuity and awesomeness of the Star Wars series is the lightsaber.  Without a doubt!  [More]

Yikes!  This one ended up being a little more gruesome than I originally intended… buuuut I think I made my point.  >) I think this might be the only time [More]

Can’t we all just get along? I really don’t know what the big deal people have with cosplayers.  They’re a fun lot!  I’ve worked a few conventions now and I’ve [More]

This… this right here drives me endless amounts of madness!  This here is the fallout of an economy in shambles.  I have applied to many, many companies in a variety [More]

My apologies to every blind person for this comic… Alright, so one of the races in the SWTORs is the Miraluka, a humanlike people with no eyes.  Apparently they live [More]

Sometimes in life people do dumb things; things that are for reasons beyond logic or understanding.  Some folks claim it’s because of how they were raised, some say it’s genetic, [More]

Heh, didn’t mean for a double swtor posting this week, but I wanted to get this out there before the rakghoul invasion event ended.  Pretty cool stuff though!  Reminds me [More]

Ain’t it the truth?  Well, if you’re familiar with the SWTOR game, then you’ve probably noticed a disturbingly low volume of water in the galaxy.  Every planet with water is [More]

Hmm, seems legit! Man I hope this makes sense… Anyways, I’ve tried all the different operating systems (main ones anyways) and once upon a time I was a Mac only [More]

Stupid allergies… Always gotta be messing up everyone’s day!  Bleh! So allergy season is upon us again.  Terrible time ya know.  And of course the only plant everyone seems to [More]

Alright kids, gather round!  Bring it in!  Take a knee!  We’ve got some science to be talking about! Yup, another episode of “Crazy stuff you never knew and probably didn’t [More]

Alright, this is one of those topics about “things that bug me”.  If you have ever bought some kind of fancy cosmetic or hygiene product or even watched them on [More]

Yes well, I had this in my sketchbook and I figured I might as well post it the same week as my other one.  >) Um… didn’t have a crazy [More]

And from that day on, the “Clone Wars” became an annual event… and peace spread throughout the galaxy once again. Well, that’s how it would have happened.  This week’s topic [More]

So have you guys seen the leaked “preview” / rumors of the new gaming systems coming out?  They have some snazzy features, but seem to continue the tradition of being [More]

Alright folks… I think it’s time we addressed this once and for all!  There have been many mmorpgs out and about the last few years, mostly F2P, and the vast [More]

Heh… I always wondered what it was for!  No really, with all their technology, what possible need for an antenna is there?  Heck, just look around now, most new things [More]

Hey guys and gals!  Your ol buddy Coffin is back to his shakins!  Lets hope I don’t sprain my necks again for a long time! Anywho, this is my take [More]

Page 4 of the epic Adventures of the Untitled Comic!  Kinda messed up my neck last week so uh, I might not have anything for wednesday.  >(  sry bout thats…

Well, I for one welcome our new ______ overlords! So the CDC (Center For Disease Control) released another community bulletin about how to deal with the problems facing us today, [More]

Really though, the guy’s a walking ink blot, there’s got to be some weird shapes that pop up from time to time!  Man, I think Freud would have a field [More]

Mwahahahahaha… my good sirs!

It seems like a staple in the gaming industry and even in some series like Battlestar, but the idea of death in these places is a bit of an inconvenience [More]

Here’s the deal folks, nothing sends me into fits of nerdrage more than seeing all these “all natural sea sponges” for sale all over the place; especially if they claim [More]

Peep this jazz bro!  It’s the first Dodger that Dylan ever made!  Woots! Think I actually feel like this more often then not… I’m kind of a “spur of the [More]

I wonder if there’s such a thing as “Carbonite Art”… Ok, for all you SWTORers out there, lets see some demographics!

So I guess the dust has settled a bit now, but a few months back the TV was chock full of terrible commercials “promoting” the Republican candidates.  To tell you [More]

NSFW It’s funny how throughout time and history, great minds are ridiculed and looked upon with great disdain only to be regarded as pillars of science years after their time.  [More]

So now that I’ve spent some time bebopping around the galaxy, I couldn’t help but notice that EVERYTHING has lights.  And I mean everything!  From tables, to chairs, to toilets… [More]

Heh, I just couldn’t help but jump on the bandwagon for this one! So this is just a testament for how easy viral ideas spread.  The whole “I was X [More]

Heh, yeah… not even close! It’s kinda like Cottonelle toilet paper saying it leaves no crumbles on your bum; that whole “fair and balanced” jazz is just false advertising. (In [More]

Time for another page of Adventures of the Untitled Comic!  >) Anywho, hope yalls enjoys and whatnots!

You said it Dodger! For a few other goodies, here’s a pic of the original drawn by my friend!  I like his original sketches, they’re so cute! Thought I’d share [More]

Now presenting for your introspection a serialized comic-gram of humorous intent!  In quite brilliant Technocolor no less!  My good fellows. Did this one in color… told y’all I went wild [More]

So this is what I don’t get about the whole Star Warsy universe, we’ve got massive advances in technology like interstellar travel, advanced medicines, robotics, artificial intelligence, cyber implants, and [More]

Careful with that joke, it’s an antique!

Guess we should take a better look at this ol ACTA thing, eh? While the rest of us were up in arms about all these SOPA shenanigans, the powers that [More]

Man… I love Bioware sometimes.  And the light/dark side choices are just a whole lot of fun!  Especially if you plan to level alts. So it doesn’t matter if you’re [More]

Hmm, guess this is my first stab at a political cartoon.  Hope y’all like! Anyways, so here’s what’s going on… I was poking around this whole SOPA business and learned [More]

Page 2 of the series, __________ The Comic!!!  Yeah… it has no title yet…  Anyways, this is a collaboration that is drawn by me and written by my friends.  Thinking [More]

Another quite spiffing antic by the bally marvelous Dodger no less! Sigh… ok, all my British folks may cane me accordingly for my poor attempt at their slang, my good [More]

You know, it’s an odd thing when you see on news reports and forums when they talk about these “Occupy This And That” groups and it seems to be the [More]

Hey look!  It’s Salty Bill back in his swtor incarnation!  >D So far, I’ve only played 2 classes and only one of the advanced classes each.  Coffin is, of course, [More]

You know, we live in an interesting time.  Anything and everything you toss out there on the internet has a high probability that it will stick there for, well… ever.  [More]

Noooo! Little known fact; before Vader was made a Darth, he had a few previous jobs…  >) So, this week’s poll is about how one pronounces the “SWTOR”.  WoW is [More]

Ok, I’m not really one to rag on everyone’s religion, that’s their choice and whatnot, but some are just… how can I put this delicately… stupid!  And Kopimism is right [More]

Ah yes, the apprentice becomes the master… Not sure what it is about us peoples, but we sure do like to destroy things good!  Maybe that’s why Angry Birds is [More]

Sorry folks… just no way around this one, you just cant! Does bring an interesting point to mind when looking at SWTOR; lots of folks have lightsabers and they seem [More]

Happy New Year everyone!  Hope you all had a good time… and didn’t explode anything vital…  >)