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And that’s why you can’t tame fish

by Coffinshaker on February 4, 2011 at 12:00 am
And that’s why you can’t tame fish

Swimming around Vashj’ir all by my lonesome gives a man time to ponder… of course, my brain usually goes to some strange places… like how my dwarf hunter would rule the world with his trusty Whale Shark pet.  But I guess it’s just not in the cards for him…

Would be interesting though if you could only summon aquatic pets like the crocs and crabs there or tame and summon fishies that could only be used there.

I’m sure everybody knows by now anyways, but that’s a Magikarp pokemans laying there.  Wonder if Splash is super effective vs druid bears.

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Happy Brewfest

by Coffinshaker on September 24, 2010 at 12:00 am
Happy Brewfest

Oh little dwarf… what a mess your ale has gotten you into this time!

Anyways, in other news… you ready? sitting down? ok… I am going to Megacon!!! Woot! I’ll be in Red #6, somewhere in there… I will post the link when their map is updated. So yay! It’s my first con on this side of the booth. It will be in Orlando, FL; March 25th - 27th 2011. So if you can, drop on by. I’ve been working diligently* on lots of new goodies I think everyone will enjoy!

*Diligence is a matter of perspective as a few hours of video game distraction time may or may not have occurred. >)

Transcript: English

Brewfest 2010:
Drink Responsibly:
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New Face Of The Horde

by Coffinshaker on July 16, 2010 at 12:00 am
New Face Of The Horde

The Horde get a lot of bad press lately.  Invading Azeroth, deforestation, harboring magic addicts, WMDs…  It was not looking good in the papers.

Until NOW!  I give you, the New Horde!  See, they’re not so scary!  The New Horde’s your buddy!  They turned their frown upside down and just want to give you a great big /hug.  So come on down to your favorite friendly Horde city and join the festivities!  The only PvP will be pie eating contests!  Don’t forget to visit the Gift Shop in the visitor’s center.

>)

Transcript: English

Panel 1: The brutal attempt to raze Orgrimmar was quelled with confusion when the Alliance raid was met by the Horde's new public relations campaign.
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Teddy Bear Love

by Coffinshaker on June 11, 2010 at 12:00 am

Them smexy droods! Gotta be careful in bear form though… Never know what wildlife or a certain hunter’s pet might find you attractive! Same with all your forms! Well… except for the aquatic form… pretty sure you’re in no danger there…

>)

As a little addition to this week, I thought I’d take a quick little poll. I ran one on DeviantArt with some very surprising results. So question of the day… Who is your favorite character?

Who is your fav character?

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Panel 1: A Horde druid in Bear Form walks by
Salty Bill To Fluffy: "Look Fluffy! A Horde Druid! Go and kill it!"
Panel 2: Fluffy attacks druid
Panel 3: Fighting
Panel 4: Druid trying to escape Fluffy's love
Panel 5: Fluffy has gotten the druid again and is attacking him with love. Salty Bill is embarrassed
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Did it 4 Teh LOLz

by Coffinshaker on June 4, 2010 at 12:00 am
Did it 4 Teh LOLz

COMBOBREAKER!!!

Yes, that’s right! This totally just happened! It had to be done… I’m sure everyone knows about trade chat and the horrors that go on there. Horde, Alliance, Barrens, General Forums… it’s all the same; somehow seemingly rational folk get antagonized into lengthy discussions about absolutely nothing of substance, all the while a lvl1 alt is sitting in the sidelines laughing at everybody. It really is amazing… I’ve seen the “rogues can’t train axes” thing go on for half an hour! And Gear Score seems to be the new one on the block. People really get animated about that discussion, especially when you have pug runs that post something like “LFM ICC25 GS>5000! NO SCRUBS!” or “Link Acheiv” This is usually followed about with a lengthy debate over GS and skill… of course… always degrading into some form of Chuck Norris joke like “Chuck Norris’s GS is over 9000!” XD

Remember guys… don’t feed the trolls! >)

Transcript: English

Panel 1:
Troll Yells: Did you know the only thing tougher than Chuck Norris is his beard?
Chat: Uhg! Not this again!
Chat: Really?
Panel 2:
Troll Yells: Two Men And A Murloc!
Chat: Seriously?
Chat: Murloc And The Temple Of Doom
Panel 3:
Chat: Where can rogues train axes?
Troll Yells: Rogues can't use axes!
Chat: Yes they can!
Chat: Since when?
Chat: No way!
Panel 4:
Troll Yells: Gear Score measures skill!
Chat: You can't be serious
Chat: No it doesn't!
Chat: GS>6000 or DIAF
Panel 5: SaltyBill's pet squashes the trade troll
Devilsaur Yells: I'M A T-REX!!! RAWR!!!
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Some Folk Eat Possum

by Coffinshaker on May 21, 2010 at 12:00 am
Some Folk Eat Possum

Hunters have a lot of tricks up their sleeves and as a former hunter, I have to say… I have done this more than I’d care to admit!  Sometimes things get a little too dicey in PvP and playing dead seems like such a good idea.  Feign Death drops you from their target, you look dead, and unless you’re within an inch of your life with a DOT, then MAYBE they’ll go away.  Especially if all kinds of chaos is going on around you.  Of course, there’s your faithful pet standing right next to your body and the confused look on their faces when just a second ago you had full health…  That’s when things usually don’t go very well…

(Just in case there’s some confusion, especially with all you Alliance players, the Forsaken have the ability Cannibalize, which lets them eat dead humanoids to restore some HP.)

This was actually one of the first ideas I had back in 2007 when Coffin Comics was but a dream.  Seems like such a long time ago now…

Cameos for this week include old Twotoes (remember him?), Elasue, Kishkuman, and my old hunter SaltyBill.

Transcript: English

Panel 1: Salty Bill is attacking a flag in AV
Panel 2: Coffin is standing behind Salty and Salty is startled
Panel 3: Salty Feigns Death to avoid being killed
Panel 4: Coffin looks at hands confused
Ell To Coffin: Good Job! Now heal up before more come along!
Panel 5: Everybody gathers around Salty Bill ready to eat him, who is playing dead and very scared
Twotoes To Group: Hey mon, pass me a thigh!
Elasue To Twotoes: Um, I thought you all weren't cannibals any more...
Twotoes To Elasue: (Yes, it is not cannibal if it isn't a troll!) clarified
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Super Mara Bros

by Coffinshaker on March 26, 2010 at 12:00 am
Super Mara Bros

This one I wanted to do for a while now! So yeah, if I saw Princess Theradras after taking an hour killing “Goombas“, “Koopas“, “Piranha Plants“, smashing stones, and dredging through the sewers… only to find out the real princess is in another castle… I would not be a very happy camper to say the least!

Mario is totally a Dwarf Retribution Paladin, btw! XD

…In other news Coffin Comics is now on Facebook! Yay!

Transcript: English

Mario To Coffin: Aye, Laddy! Me think she be in another castle!
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